Lying face down on a wooden table beside a gold bottle cap, with a filled beer glass and bottle blurred behind it.
Positioned over the cap of a beer bottle, with the raised rifle and arms hooked around the gold cap.
Resting on sandy ground among rocks, moss, and leaves, seen from above in a crawling pose with the rifle held overhead.
Front view on a white background: the figure crouches with both arms raised, holding a rifle horizontally above his helmet, and the gap between arms and rifle forms the opener. Dimension markers show 2.4 inches wide by 4.5 inches tall.

Green Army Man - Bottle Opener

$12.00
$12.00

The little green soldier you grew up with just got a promotion.  Made of zinc alloy and frozen in a classic crawling pose, this army man holds his rifle across a gap sized perfectly for a bottle cap.

Heavy enough to feel like a real tool, nostalgic enough to earn a spot on the bar top instead of a drawer.  Doubles as a paperweight, a desk mascot, or the best five seconds of any party conversation.

  • Measures 2.4" x 4.5"
  • Zinc alloy construction with glossy finish